Bigsley the Oaf

We Must Die

Posted in Uncategorized by bigsleytheoaf on November 9, 2011

bailouts, life-support, fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, we must die, dairy-free, anti-oxidant, chemotherapy, heart transplant, face-lift, caffeine, we must die small deaths, cocaine, viagra, bio-dynamic, alcoholics anonymous, and we must die giant deaths, narcotics anonymous, anti-depressants, psychiatry, we must die all the time, hip-replacement, boob-job, vaccine, makeover, shock therapy, cancer, we must learn to let it go

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  1. emmajolin said, on November 9, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    speak for yourself, motherfucker.

    I plan to cling. Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing – don’t leave me!

    No no no no no!


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